The home paddock, this afternoon. No one is currently being loaded.
Today's harvest
Angela Rayner
Housing, Communities and Local Government Secretary
Some livestock simply will not stay culled.
Left. Came back. The Red Barn's most durable deputy energy. If the farm published a form guide she would be marked stays well, plenty left.
Last sighting: The cabinet table, again
In the yard
This week's stock
Andy Burnham
The Red BarnPrime Minister
King of the North. As of July, the whole island is Greater Manchester.
Count Binface
The Fringe ShedIntergalactic space warrior, recently of Clacton
Came second in Clacton with twenty-seven percent. The control group is now outpolling half the paddock.
Kemi Badenoch
The Blue FieldLeader of the Opposition
Renewal. Delivery pending.
Nigel Farage
The Reform PenLeader, Reform UK
The farm's most reliable perennial. Flowers every spring, planted or not.
Ed Davey
The Orange OrchardLeader, Liberal Democrats
Still the only party leader who will get in the water on purpose.
Ed Miliband
The Red BarnForeign Secretary
From the kitchen to the world. Soft power now includes a sandwich.
The fields