Specimen record
The Red BarnRed ShorthornSpecimen
Andy Burnham
Prime Minister
King of the North. As of July, the whole island is Greater Manchester.
Seventh prime minister in ten years, which is less a job title than a livestock rotation. Took the keys off Starmer after the locals, promised Manchesterism for everyone, and has already telephoned Washington, which is the modern equivalent of blessing the harvest. One month in. The grass is still settling.
- Lot
- CF-001
- Last sighting
- The steps of No. 10, 20 July 2026
- Paddock
- The Red Barn
- Official site
- gov.uk