Specimen record

Came second in Clacton with twenty-seven percent. The control group is now outpolling half the paddock.

Leader of the Recyclons from planet Sigma IX. Also Jon Harvey, which the farm mentions once and then respects the bit. Shook Burnham's hand in Makerfield (95 votes). Then took 9,455 in Clacton against Farage after the serious parties stayed home — the best result a novelty candidate has ever filed in this country. Manifesto includes a 99p Flake, nationalising Adele, and spending more time in Clacton than in Washington. The farm has added him because the public already did.

Lot

CF-038

Last sighting

The Clacton count, 14 August 2026, Farage absent

Paddock

The Fringe Shed

Official site

countbinface.com